(2006)
Morning Google
(早晨 Google)
2046, yearend notes on Queen Street Toronto
(2046多倫多Queen街歲時記)
IKEA, idea, MUJI, big sale
(IKEA,idea,無印,大割引)
ipod, Apple, Jin-Shan orange, square watermelon, genetically modified pomelo
(ipod、蘋果、金山橙、四方西瓜、基因移植沙田柚)
Chairman Mao Portrait in Hong Kong's "China Club"
(在香港「中國俱樂部」的毛主席像)
Christopher Doyle at Toronto Film Festival
(杜可風在多倫多電影節)
I emigrate from Gang of Four's former residence to Group of Seven's place of origin
(我從四人幫的故居移民來到七人幫發源地)
North America tour group watches Hong Kong on a Motorola cell phone screen at Pacific Mall, Markham
(北美旅行團萬錦市太古廣場在摩托羅拉手機屏幕上看香港)
Sorry, your domain name is not registered at the National Information Ministry
(對不起,你的域名沒有在國家信產部備案)
Tom-Yum-Kung Tom.com
(冬蔭功湯.com)
Chinese contemporary art at the Shabu-Shabu Biennale
(中國現代藝術在火窩雙年展)
My gallery and its branches operated at Asian Legend restaurant
(我開設在「味香村」的畫廊及其他分店)
A comparison of CONTACT Photo Festival Toronto and Le Mois de la Photo Montreal
(試論「多倫多攝影節」與「滿地可攝影節」之異同)
Love-chat with a Martian at Skype
(在Skype與火星人談情)
I am a beautiful beast of the Opposition Party
(我是一頭美麗的反對黨)
Writing a 150 gigabyte novel
(寫一本150GigaByte的小說)
Traveling to New York; Custom officer at the Canadian-U.S. border says my camel is not found in their computer records
(旅行紐約,加美海關官員說我騎的駱駝在電腦中沒有記錄)
On Nobuyoshi Araki
(荒木經惟論)
50 Gladstone Avenue
(吉石大道50號)
Oh! So you are not Li Ka-shing...
(噢! 原來你不是李嘉誠)